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90% Cotton 10% Polyester

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Features double exposed seams that will curl up once its washed, and will have that Retro rag edge look. just like in the 80's movies, flashdance, footloose, etc.

Beer Hoodie

Beer hoodie is the perfect apparel to wear to your corner bar or tavern and put a smile upon your friends' faces. By wearing a beer hoodie, you're saying "I love you, man!" Then again, they can be corny pickup lines that will make the barmaids and other patrons chuckle when viewed. So, buy a beer hoodie today and let the good times roll! Pick from our list of popular saying or come up with your own. To order choose your size and text below.

1. Beer Heals All Wounds

2. Beer kills the weak brain cells. This is why you seem smarter when you drink.

3. Drink Til I Look Better

4. See Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Beer Me.

5. Need Money For Alcohol Research

6. Don't Want Me, Yet? Have Another Beer.

7. I have a lot of influence. I drive under it mostly.

8. Hey, Princess, bring me a beer!

9. BEER is technically a vegetarian meal.

10. Finish Your Beer. There are sober people in India.

11. Love the Limelight. And the Bud Lite, and the Miller Lite ...

12. Rolling Drunken Blackouts Likely

13. Beer, It Does A Belly Good!

14. Rehab is my Timeout.

15. I want a Heinie, and it's not beer I'm talking about.

16. Dude! Where’s My Beer?

17. I'm Party Trained!

18. Beer - It's What's For Breakfast

19. Too much blood, not enough alcohol.

20. Beer Depository

21. God takes care of drunks and babies.
Do you know how lucky that is for a drunk baby?

22. Mr. Sober Here Needs A Drink,

23. Alcohol Slurvivor

24. Beer Me!

25. I am drunkard, beer me roar!

26. I've been sober way too long.

27. Beer Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

28. Save the Ales

29. Sobriety is a curable condition.

30. No, Ociffer, I Haben't Been Dwinking

31. Beer Drinking Should Be An Olympic Sport

32. Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beerholder

33. I Drink, Therefore I Am

34. Dude, Where's My Bar?

36. My drinking team has a racing problem.

37. Locked & Loaded (particularly loaded)

38. Beer: It's What Helps White Men Dance

39. I'm not an alcoholic. I can schtop any slime.

40. Drink 'Til Yer Stoopid

41. Alternative Energy is me reaching for a beer
with my left hand instead of my right.

42. I'm not driving drunk, it's my car that's full of ethanol.

43. Learning How To Nurse A Buzz: Priceless